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The Lost Powerchord

by Doug and Josh

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Album Intro 01:01
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Space Dragon 01:50
Space dragon, running inside your mind Space dragon, time is nothing to you Space dragon, inside your mind, running in time like a laser beam Space dragon, time rewinds Space dragon, it seems to me you are sad Metal and machine and laser beams Space dragon, Space dragon Fantasies inside your mind Time is nothing to you Space dragon, nothing means nothing to you Machines and laser beams Microchips in the melting sun
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2 Chord Jam 04:49
We've been playing these same 2 chords for about ten years now When are we finally gonna find another chord and finish this song We've been waiting for a third chord since 1994 We've been waiting for the third chord for this song to make it better Than just a 2 chord jam This is just 2 chord song I guess songs need more than 2 chords Are you even reading for the next chord What are you gonna do when you hear it Could this be it are you even ready for it Is this the 3rd chord or is it really just the 2nd chord moved up 2 frets Could this be the 3rd chord? This is just a 2 chord song that we wrote in '94 Would we loose our audience if we went to a 3rd chord We could use this as the 3rd chord It's really just the 2nd chord raised up 2 frets But people are so stupid they won't ever f!@king know That's all you get It's more than you deserve Sucking off the corporate tits of America Let me take you back to the beginning of this song You can't even understand we've been stuck on these same chords for about 12 years now Trying to find another chord in 1996 We was about 22 when we wrote this song Actually, I stole it from Alex Mace So I've been wasting 12 years of my life On a song that I stole from an asshole But even back then we knew we were gonna have to find another chord But even back then we knew that this Was gonna be another 2 chord jam I guess songs don't need more than 2 chords Sucking off the corporate tits of America
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Dance if you can't dance if you can't dance no more I got the grooves to get the party jumping Stand back as I work my thing Watch me move as the music's pumping And the dance floor moves to the rhythm of the DJ Spinning the night away We aint gonna stop till the break of day So if you thinking about sitting down We got this to say Get your body on the dance floor baby It's a party cant you see Let the rhythm move you it's your chance for Letting go of everything I got the moves to make you mine girl If I find you're the kind of girl who keeps up with me Now you are gonna see Just how it's gonna be Shout if you're feeling me Set your body free Loud as you wanna be Feel the insanity Now we can all get down If you aint dripping sweat Then you aint grooving yet Just feel it in your soul The music takes control Burning inside of you There's nothing you can We're all slaves to the party Cuz when the music's tight It makes the party right We're gonna go all night Until the morning light Move like you wanna move Give like you wanna groove We are slaves to the . . . (Repeat Chorus) (Repeat Verse 1)
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You spent the day to look for fairies in your mind Hide and seek and ye shall find Take a ride with me inside your heart to set you free On a magic carpet ride Unicorns and Rainbows Dance across the sky In search for destination To the rivers in your mind You spent the day to look for fairies in your mind Hide and seek and ye shall find Unicorns and Rainbows Dance across the sky Unicorns and Rainbows A magic pot of gold Leprechauns play happy songs The wind will guide you home In the fields of imagination The toad will show you the way In the heart by the sacred river Past the palace to the golden lake
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We wake up, on a saturday morning about 11 O'clock and start rocking It's not unusual for us, to start rocking this early We're a little bit stoned it's a quarter past 11:30 in the morning And we're on to our second song We already wrote one song before 11 O'clock It's time for us to not stop rocking Are we gonna write another song today Josh? I don' know, I don't know I thank god, for weed It's the greatest thing in history I wanna thank god, sincerely Thank god for weed, Thank god for me It's the greatest invention ever It cures the sick, it heals the poor Oh it soothes my pain God you're the hippest inventor of all How'd you come up with some of that funky shit like Opium, cocaine, hashish, mushrooms and weed And what about black holes, light particles and quarks Cold fusion, no one thinks about quarks anymore Thank god for weed Thank god for me What's going on in the center of the galaxy I don't know I don't know How many dimensions have you created You're a stoner god, it's so obvious you smoke pot What's the deal with that eternal hum? That is so f!@king stoney Funny how the smoke rises right to god He gets the weed for free, thank god for me And what the universe, it's kinda funny How it's big and small at the same time It f!@king blows my mind Thank god for weed Smoking joints with god i\In the center of a hurricane It cures my pain
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Coffee is crank Im losing my hair Im making photocopies And I just don't care Xerox in my mind My heart is a fax I fell in love with an outlet And I'm turning into a fax I am in the fax room I am alone Offices all around me The lights flicker Celluloid fantasy in my mind This is not Mr. Roboto
8.
80's Songs 03:48
What if we never spoke but only sung in 80's songs What would the world be like if we put the heart where the soul belonged No more useless conversation only phrases Go tell all the adults to stop acting their ages I think I would go outside and go to the store and buy some bread I go to the bank and I cash my checks I go to the post office for some f!@king stamps And when I was done, I would rock, yeah What do you do when you see a pretty lady after the show You say let's rock girl let's go crazy You get inside your f!@king Testarosa You say hey baby come and get a little closer It may sound like I'm singing to a big crowd But this is my life every day, I live it loud I live it loud and on the edge and oh so f!@king crazy But this is what is was like living in the 80's Let's rock do you party Hey girl, where you been It's getting late, after party Jump into my Mercedes Benz Life gets so loud it gets so proud it gets so lazy Every day is a party when you're living in the 80's Whiskey club, friday night Hey baby do you feel alright You brought your girlfriends I brought some blow What you doing after the show They say I waste my time but I must admit it sure was fun You'll need an ambulance to drive you home when I am done (Repeat Chorus)
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Mextacy 02:26
Mextacy 5 Mexicans in love with Morrisey Line dancin' with my hombre next to me Cowboy macho mustache extacy Mextacy Que rico, no es tipico Hola guapo Morrisey Sextacy We love tampico Las pappas fritas, bisexuosos We dance the night so close And then we lava los manos Baila con migo mis amigos bisexuamos Era spectaco los guapo, te queiro tanto Pappas fritas con nalgitas bisexuamos Mextacy 5 Mexicans in love with Morrisey Line dancin' with my hombre next to me Cowboy macho mustache extacy
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Here comes the night and it feels so right In the night, here comes the night Here comes the night , here comes the night Here comes the nightlife Everything is cool in the night Everything gets so dark in the night Short guitar solo In the night, yeah, and it feels so right You get into the groove Here comes the nightlife here comes the night You're starting to starting to starting to move With me on the mic you see what you like With Doug on guitar I will take you far We put you into a trance You're starting to dance A quarter past 2 at the drive through looking for nightlife We cruise trailer parks after it's dark looking for nightlife Inside my car driving much too far We cruise jiffy lubes looking for nightlife Looking for nightlife at the bank Looking for signs of nightlife at the AMPM Looking for nightlife at the Walmart parking lot at the mini mall (etc . . . )
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Gonna break it down Gonna be tonight On the floor with oil baby And I'll lick your soul tonight Alright! I call you baby On the telephone Your mama answers But your daddy says you're just not home I know you're working it Keeping it tight I call you baby please Can I come and see you tonight Alright! Tonight! I call you baby On the telephone Your mama answers But your daddy says you're just not home I know you're working it Keeping it tight I call you baby please Can I come and see you tonight Let me break it down to the level I am the bass and you are the treble You without me is like me without you So come and put your arms around me You are the bomb You know what Im talking about When you look at my shoes you see the kind of man I am
12.
Bitches and Ho’s It’s all I really knows You train the ladies And they go get the dough Bitches and Ho’s It’s all I’ve ever known I’ve trained my ladies Now they go get my dough, yo I’m straight pimpin’, coming up on you quick Fast as my best bitches turn tricks It’s a vicious, efficient system I set up right, I got it locked down tight Cop my style punk and we gonna fight, your getting knocked out I don’t hold back a bit when it’s time to unload the whole clip I take care of shit and then I split I’m on to the next place I’m gonna erase your whole click And though I’ve hardly even started to repay you for the way you dissed me So get ready for the next wave. I got the patience to wait for the day they take off your braces So you can say your teeth were straight for maybe half a day Before you smiled and I knew it was the moment to unleash the hell that dwells in this hand Can you withstand, the pimp smack Raining down on your ass so hard you wish this was just heart attack I keep it cocked, locked and loaded at all times My secret weapons never failed to keep a ho in line Registered on a patent in my real name M world renown game remains protected Legal barriers my six attorneys erected. It’s patented, don’t try to jack it. Or you’ll see what happens . . . I reach back, cock, let the hand go Land square on her face and then watch the ho fold Collapse at least onto the floor your out cold, its over, next episode Pimpin runs thick in my blood I couldn’t leave it even if I should Born a pimp you better believe it Tricks work the cash and I’m keeping it. My lifestyle demands I’m a wife beating man My lifestyle demands . . . Did you know that my patented pimp smack, has got a four state reach With automatic ho tracking on the satellite feed Hiding In them pretty titties I got em is a homing device They don’t know I be spying on them I make up the rules to pimpin as I go Keeping my hoes on a short leash they always know That I’m the daddy mack, ever ready to unleash the dreaded attack from my vicious patented pimp smack Yes I am the sole creator, style innovator World famous from Venice beach to the equator To singaphore or anywhere else there’s good hard working whores I can’t keep up with demand, my styles exploding so quick The whole basis of culture is eroding If a chick ever gets the crazy thought that she can leave me, I auction her off as a used sex slave on ebay. I coulda retired when I was like nineteen, but this lifestyle’s just too enticing to leave All my life, the only thing I’ve really know was breaking hos The lost art of making ladies rake in dough and bring it home Its easy to see why all the cash they earn’s for me All the hos know I’m a gold mine, I gotta bag of cum bunnies It’s where I get my monies I send them out, the go hopping around To all the beds in town. Bitches and hoes Its all I really know You train your ladies And they go get the dough
13.
They look like people you can trust Real Americans through and through Good christian people thrust Into a holy crusade for the truth The lies inside his heart Oh lord they speak the truth I believe in Jesus I believe in the USA I believe in my Ford truck And the American way Osama Bin Laden you wont be forgotten So give up, and stop messin' with us Jesus Christ is coming up fast If you don't give up now He'll put a boot in your ass So come on please Stop messin' with the USA Clap your hands if you're into ass kickin' Take a stand and join the fight Stomp your feet cuz were fighting for freedom Uncle Sam in the name of Christ 'W', There's a look in your eye That tells me I can trust you I put my faith in you Taking lives for freedom don't mean a damn thing When you're right, and backed by God And Jesus Christ and me Clap your hands if you're into ass kickin' Take a stand and join the fight Stomp your feet cuz were fighting for freedom Uncle Sam in the name of Christ I believe in Jesus I believe in the USA I believe in my Ford truck And the American way Hot dogs and picnics and baseball and hot chicks Big rigs and big bucks and fast cars and tough trucks
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Im flying Im flying inside my mind Circles are spinning inside of time Inside time is where I'll die Inside time inside my mind Im dying and dying inside my mind Flying and flying inside of time Dreams escape turn on your fantasy Can you believe it's really me Can you believe all this f!@king shit is happening to me I look inside and all I find life is not what it seems Dying in time writing the rhyme Running out of time Even in time we are still running out of our minds
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I know I can, I can Winter's inside of me Frighten me When fantasy becomes reality It's such a tragedy To try to be what they want to be No one knows what, it's really like to be me Clouds and dragons and laser beams Are like dreams to me When I cant take anymore I join the bullshit jamboree The bullshit jamboree The bullshit jamboree Winter's inside of me Used to frighten me When fantasy became reality It was a tragedy To try to be what they wanted me to be No one knew what it was like to be me Clouds and dragons and laser beams Were like dreams to me When I cant take anymore I join the bullshit jamboree The bullshit jamboree The bullshit jamboree

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released April 12, 2011

Doug Smolens - Acoustic Guitar, vocals, production, drums
Josh Murphy - Vocals, Bass
Kevin Kmetz - electric guitar

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