We've been playing these same 2 chords for about ten years now
When are we finally gonna find another chord and finish this song
We've been waiting for a third chord since 1994
We've been waiting for the third chord for this song to make it better
Than just a 2 chord jam
This is just 2 chord song
I guess songs need more than 2 chords

Are you even reading for the next chord
What are you gonna do when you hear it
Could this be it are you even ready for it
Is this the 3rd chord or is it really just the 2nd chord moved up 2 frets
Could this be the 3rd chord?

This is just a 2 chord song that we wrote in '94
Would we loose our audience if we went to a 3rd chord
We could use this as the 3rd chord
It's really just the 2nd chord raised up 2 frets

But people are so stupid they won't ever f!@king know

That's all you get
It's more than you deserve
Sucking off the corporate tits of America

Let me take you back to the beginning of this song
You can't even understand we've been stuck on these same chords for about 12 years now
Trying to find another chord in 1996
We was about 22 when we wrote this song
Actually, I stole it from Alex Mace
So I've been wasting 12 years of my life
On a song that I stole from an asshole

But even back then we knew we were gonna have to find another chord
But even back then we knew that this

Was gonna be another 2 chord jam
I guess songs don't need more than 2 chords
Sucking off the corporate tits of America