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The Pimp Smack

from The Lost Powerchord by Doug and Josh

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Ladies, you know I don't mean it.

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Bitches and Ho’s
It’s all I really knows
You train the ladies
And they go get the dough

Bitches and Ho’s
It’s all I’ve ever known
I’ve trained my ladies
Now they go get my dough, yo

I’m straight pimpin’, coming up on you quick
Fast as my best bitches turn tricks
It’s a vicious, efficient system I set up right, I got it locked down tight
Cop my style punk and we gonna fight, your getting knocked out

I don’t hold back a bit when it’s time to unload the whole clip
I take care of shit and then I split
I’m on to the next place I’m gonna erase your whole click

And though I’ve hardly even started to repay you for the way you dissed me
So get ready for the next wave.

I got the patience to wait for the day they take off your braces
So you can say your teeth were straight for maybe half a day
Before you smiled and I knew it was the moment to unleash the hell that dwells in this hand
Can you withstand, the pimp smack
Raining down on your ass so hard you wish this was just heart attack

I keep it cocked, locked and loaded at all times
My secret weapons never failed to keep a ho in line
Registered on a patent in my real name
M world renown game remains protected
Legal barriers my six attorneys erected.
It’s patented, don’t try to jack it.
Or you’ll see what happens . . .

I reach back, cock, let the hand go
Land square on her face and then watch the ho fold
Collapse at least onto the floor your out cold, its over, next episode

Pimpin runs thick in my blood
I couldn’t leave it even if I should
Born a pimp you better believe it
Tricks work the cash and I’m keeping it.

My lifestyle demands I’m a wife beating man
My lifestyle demands . . .

Did you know that my patented pimp smack, has got a four state reach
With automatic ho tracking on the satellite feed
Hiding In them pretty titties I got em is a homing device
They don’t know I be spying on them

I make up the rules to pimpin as I go
Keeping my hoes on a short leash they always know
That I’m the daddy mack, ever ready to unleash the dreaded attack from my vicious patented pimp smack

Yes I am the sole creator, style innovator
World famous from Venice beach to the equator
To singaphore or anywhere else there’s good hard working whores
I can’t keep up with demand, my styles exploding so quick
The whole basis of culture is eroding
If a chick ever gets the crazy thought that she can leave me,
I auction her off as a used sex slave on ebay.

I coulda retired when I was like nineteen, but this lifestyle’s just too enticing to leave
All my life, the only thing I’ve really know was breaking hos
The lost art of making ladies rake in dough and bring it home
Its easy to see why all the cash they earn’s for me
All the hos know I’m a gold mine,

I gotta bag of cum bunnies
It’s where I get my monies
I send them out, the go hopping around
To all the beds in town.

Bitches and hoes
Its all I really know
You train your ladies
And they go get the dough

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from The Lost Powerchord, released April 12, 2011

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